The Instrument Pilot's Prayer

Oh controller, who sits in tower
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done
On the ground as they are in the air.
Give us this day our radar vectors,
And forgive us our bad radio technique,
As we forgive being vectored thru final.
Lead us not into a thunderstorm,
But deliver us from adverse weather.
For thine is the approach to minimums,
The missed approach procedure,
And the published holding pattern
Until our Expect Further Clearance time.

Roger. - Anonymous